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By Orli Zuravicky

The
Limbolater
New Year's Resolutions
Edition
ISSUE #19,476,894,999
I vow to get over Colin Reed and be named Ghostcoming Queen. King TBD.

Georgia Sinclaire
Year 2
To get Figure of Speech a gig at
Dead Man's Cave. And get Cecily to actually come to this one.
Marcus Riley
Year 2
To make up with Georgia. I mean, mending friendships is always a good thing, right?

To ace my year 2 exam, and get the lead in this year's Spring musical.
Briana Clark
Year 2
In my next year at Limbo, (even though I've literally only been here two months), I resolve to be totally calm and zen about EVERYTHING--bye, bye, Emotional Girl!
See ya ;-) Also, I resolve to have no more balls thrown at my head.
Chloe McAvoy
Year 2

Lucy Chadwick
Year 1
Colin Reed
Year 2
To make it to the next level of Zombie Hunters. Oh, and, to learn how to surf.
Oliver Rennert
Year 2
This year I'm gonna beat Trey down the Black Diamond slope, earning bragging rights for the rest of my Afterlife. And make the front page of the Limbolator with one of my articles.
Mia Bennett
Year 2
Kick some MAJOR butt on the Limbos, and learn how to turn my hair white because right now I can only do this light orange color that's beyond VOM. Anyway, it's gonna look AH-MA-ZING.
What's YOUR New Year's
Resolution?
This year, I resolve to be a better friend, Cheerleader, and Limbos member. Oh! And I also want to be a better girlfriend to Marcus. I already bought him the best gift ever--a brand-new pair of awesome headphones!
Shhhh...don't say anything!

Cecily Vanderberg
Year 1
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